Latest Decryptions
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore, ' shoot six, and write down five."
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
"If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt."
"Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers."
"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
"Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts."
"A lifetime of training for just ten seconds."
"Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play."
"Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns."
"Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up."
"Champions keep playing until they get it right."
"You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball."
"You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
