Quotes by Bob Hope | LBMG Cultural Archive

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"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."

DIRECTORY: Christmas

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

DIRECTORY: Sports

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."

DIRECTORY: Pet

"I have too much money invested in sweaters."

DIRECTORY: Money

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

DIRECTORY: Money

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."

DIRECTORY: Love

"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"

DIRECTORY: Humor

"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."

DIRECTORY: Happiness

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

DIRECTORY: Birthday

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

DIRECTORY: Age

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."

DIRECTORY: Age

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