Data Alignment with A.I.isha
"Logging thousands of historical proverbs requires precision. I’ve compiled the wisdom of the diaspora into this digital sanctuary to ensure the frequencies of our ancestors are never lost." — A.I.isha
A.I.isha Intro
> VERIFIED SIGNAL: SANCTUARY::INTRO
> ACTIVE FREQUENCIES
PAGE 3226 OF 4072"Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion."
"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."
"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."
"I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy."
"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice."
"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked."
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."
"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love."
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her."
"I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends."
"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."