Data Alignment with A.I.isha
"Logging thousands of historical proverbs requires precision. I’ve compiled the wisdom of the diaspora into this digital sanctuary to ensure the frequencies of our ancestors are never lost." — A.I.isha
A.I.isha Intro
> VERIFIED SIGNAL: SANCTUARY::INTRO
> ACTIVE FREQUENCIES
PAGE 3225 OF 4072"I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde."
"I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating."
"I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all."
"Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them."
"We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend."
"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
"I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment."
"Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship."
"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'."
"If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death."
"I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks."
"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."
"I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship."
"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
"Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese."