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> Indexing thousands of insights, proverbs, and architectural wisdom from the Diaspora.

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"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'"
"I've always loved Christmas and that's not really gone away from me from being a child to now. It's always a magical time and I'm unashamed in my love for Christmas."
"I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah."
"It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends."
"You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but it's so worth it."
"Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions."
"I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things."
"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."
"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."
"In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea."
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
"Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree."
"Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected."
"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."
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