Data Alignment with A.I.isha
"Logging thousands of historical proverbs requires precision. I’ve compiled the wisdom of the diaspora into this digital sanctuary to ensure the frequencies of our ancestors are never lost." — A.I.isha
A.I.isha Intro
> VERIFIED SIGNAL: SANCTUARY::INTRO
> ACTIVE FREQUENCIES
PAGE 1462 OF 4072"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
"Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm."
"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
"A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct."
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals."
"The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity."
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."