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Deep Dive: The Great Apple Pie War – Fried vs. Baked

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Deep Dive: The Great Apple Pie War – Fried vs. Baked

To the world, it was just a menu change. But to Jordan the Angry Bear, it was a betrayal of the highest order.

In this episode of The Latino.Black Deep Dive, our AI hosts conduct a semantic analysis of the viral rant: "Jordan The Angry Bear RANTS: McDonald's Apple Pie vs. Popeyes Apple Pie."

The AI breaks down the argument to explore:

  • The Nostalgia Factor: Why Jordan mourns the "dangerous" days of the original McDonald's pieβ€”when the filling was "400 degrees of lava" and the crust was fried to perfection.
  • The Insult: A breakdown of the scathing description of the modern baked pie as "cinnamon-dusted cardboard."
  • The Champion: Why Popeyes' unhealthy, crunchy, cinnamon-sugar-covered chaos is the only true successor to the throne.


🎧 Listen to the analysis, then watch the full rant.

Deep Dive: The Great Apple Pie War – Fried vs. Baked by Latino.Black Media Group
Why Jordan the Angry Bear calls the baked version "Cinnamon-Dusted Cardboard."

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Deep Dive: The Great Apple Pie War – Fried vs. Baked by Latino.Black Media Group

Why Jordan the Angry Bear calls the baked version "Cinnamon-Dusted Cardboard."

Read on Substack

See the full rant, check the comments, and cast your vote in our original video article here:

πŸ‘‰ Watch the Full Rant on Latino.Black

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