There are two types of people in this world: Those who respect the sanctity of a deep-fried apple pie, and those who settle for the baked version.
In Episode 2 of Pookie n Them, Jordan the Angry Bear tackles the most controversial topic in fast food history: McDonald's vs. Popeyes.
Jordan remembers the old days. He remembers when McDonald's pies were fried, bubbly, and dangerous (that filling was 400 degrees of lava). But now? He says the new baked version tastes like "cinnamon-dusted cardboard."
Enter Popeyes. The crust is crunchy. The cinnamon sugar is everywhere. It's not healthy. It's not sensible. And that is exactly why Jordan loves it.
Watch the full rant below to see Jordan lose his cool over a pastry.
Disclaimer: Pookie n Them is not responsible if you get hungry and drive to Popeyes immediately after watching this.