Quotes by Tom Lehrer | LBMG Cultural Archive

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"Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize."

DIRECTORY: Peace

"Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun."

DIRECTORY: Friendship

"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."

DIRECTORY: Food

"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

DIRECTORY: Age

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