Quotes by Flip Wilson | LBMG Cultural Archive

8 RECORDS FOUND

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

DIRECTORY: Motivation

"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."

DIRECTORY: Humor

"Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest, ' humor is the only thing that is dead."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine."

DIRECTORY: Funny

"My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish."

DIRECTORY: Birthday

"Funny is an attitude."

DIRECTORY: Attitude

"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."

DIRECTORY: Loneliness

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