Data Alignment with A.I.isha
"Logging thousands of historical proverbs requires precision. I’ve compiled the wisdom of the diaspora into this digital sanctuary to ensure the frequencies of our ancestors are never lost." — A.I.isha
A.I.isha Intro
> VERIFIED SIGNAL: SANCTUARY::INTRO
> ACTIVE FREQUENCIES
PAGE 2431 OF 4072"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."
"I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny."
"I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high."
"Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally."
"I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny."
"'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible."
"The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it."
"The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work."
"You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't."
"We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that."
"Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."
"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
"As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny."
"I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job."
"To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal."