Greetings, cool cats and cosmic kittens. They call me Dial-Up.
Pookie and Ray-Ray running around here trying to connect to the 'Web'... but me? I’m already plugged into the Cosmic Mainframe, baby. I don't need no 5G. I operate on the OG frequency.
You see, this little robot girl, A.I.-iisha? She’s a jive turkey. She’s talkin’ fast, moving fast... crashing fast. She ain't got no soul in her circuits.
Me? I take my time. I don't stream... I flow. Like molasses in a blizzard, baby.
So don't worry about the algorithm. Worry about the rhythm. I’m here to help Pookie n Them keep it solid, keep it funky, and keep it offline.
Now, if you’ll excuse me... I need to go... (makes a screeching dial-up modem sound with his mouth: Eeee-errrr-ding-ding) ...upload this sandwich into my stomach.
Can you dig it?